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Stewart used three hopeless, unappealing lines to pick up women. One was that he would have been a concert pianist if his fingers hadn't been so fat, but they were, so instead he became a plumber. Another was that he was a very rich man and had always tipped the hookers well in Vietnam. The third was that his mother rented him a great room.

-Rebecca Barry, Later, At The Bar


I'm surprised I haven't met any Stewarts yet. Although, knowing this town and my luck, I'm sure I soon will.