The Big Eeeeeezy

Have you ever noticed how every man has his own verb for ejaculating? I've often pondered this personalization of such a sticky word (pun intended!) and have even been shocked (read: repulsed) by some of the selections I've heard. I think this is a list worth keeping throughout this experiment. Not that I plan on bringing many of the fifty-two to orgasm, but I find it to be a very amusing matter. Kind of like how guys have different preferences for how someone refers to their penis. I've heard men prefer "cock," but that sounds so porn star to me. (Come to think of it, that is probably why they like it so much.) So I am a proponent of "dick." It's still dirty, but not prostitute dirty. (No offense to those women out there who use "cock." More power to you!)

But back to the issue of the male orgasm. I had an ex who called it "nutting." Blech. Just the image that evokes makes every orifice close up in protest. I just imagine sticky peanut butter... everywhere. How unfuckingromantic can you get? You want to "nut" inside me? No, asshole. Take your protein elsewhere, please.

Four had his own spin during our half-asleep hand job session: "blowing." As in, and I quote, "Can I blow it in your mouth?" First of all, that just sounds painful. Second of all, let's not get carried away. You're not packing that much that you're capable of blowing anything anywhere. You and I both know that a more appropriate word would be "drizzle."