Real Profiles, Real People

I think it's safe to assume that if one lists "surfing the web" as the ONE thing one does in one's leisure time, that what one really mean is "watching xtube and whacking off for hours."

Real Profiles, Real People

Um, since when is "soccer" a possible major in college? Liar liar, pants on fire.

Real Profiles, Real People

"Kind of a country boy" is not an ethnicity.

Real Profiles, Real People

Oh, you pretty pretty boy you. It's unfortunate that, in your profile you admit willingly that the most important thing you are looking for in a woman is her physical appearance and that the last book you read was one by Bill O'Reilly, because you are so so pretty. Maybe we could meet up anyway, and I could just pet you while you remain silent?